Sunday, February 14, 2010

Dear Brother & Sister Freeman,

Happy Trails! I am very excited for both of you. I cannot think of a better way to enjoy Hawaiya (not really.) Please be sure to take many, many pictures while on assignment (try to avoid any where you are sitting in Buddha's lap, etc. that might offend any of the locals). Just remember, you can never take too many pictures of the Temple to later share with family and friends. Study your pigeon-english so that you might become fluent and street savvy so that you will be able to impress us upon returning with your mastery of foreign languages. Sister Freeman, don't let Brother Freeman go swimming too often with the sharks, we would prefer to have him die of natural causes long after your mission is over, not during it. Brother Freeman, please avoid the public displays of affection, we all know that Sister Freeman is a babe, but please, there are proprieties! You both will be missed very, very much! Love, Phil

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